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Dr. Bobby's father, Huey (no relation) was working on his Dell computer, when it crashed for the third time in two days. In his anger and frustration, he lifted the ripped the computer from under his desk, Many years after, Bobby wandered aimlessly, trying to find meaning in his digital life. Then, one day, he saw a commercial featuring a young woman named Ellen Feiss. Although she appeared to be intoxicated to many, Bobby sensed that there was something more to her words. As he listened, her voice faded away and was replaced by another, older male Bobby followed the path laid out to him by Steve. He studied the operating systems, starting with 7.1. He saved up enough money to buy his first Mac, a Color Classic. He went on earn a doctorate degree in Mactheology. Since then, as the number of believers has grown, so too, has the congregation of The Church of Mac. Dr. Bobby is single and, due to an unfortunate exposure to a faulty heating blanket, sterile. He considers his collection of Macs, which he calls "Steve's Children", to be his own children as well. |
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The Rev. Doctor Bobby Newton, Dr.M is the spiritual leader and technological guide of The Church of Mac. He was born in Los Angeles, California into a family of PC users and grew up believing that he had no choice but to follow in their footsteps. Then, in 1982, a tragic incident changed his life. 
intending to throw it out a nearby window. Unfortunately, he forgot to unplug the cables and was electrocuted. Still clutching the computer to his chest, he fell through the window and landed upon Dr. Bobby's mother, who was tending her garden below. His parents were killed by a Blue Screen of Death.
voice. It was the voice of Steve Jobs. Although Ellen was saying, "Beep, beep, beep. And, I was like...huh?", Bobby heard Steve say to him, "Bobby, go forth and spread the word of Apple. Believe on me and on my operating system and on my hardware and ye shall be born again. Oh yeah, sorry about your parents. It wasn't me." |
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